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W. C. Fields

American / W. C. Fields

December 30, 2017 / quotes /

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.

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W. C. FieldsBeing First Fool Succeed

American / W. C. Fields

October 30, 2017 / quotes /

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

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W. C. FieldsWater

American / W. C. Fields

October 17, 2017 / quotes /

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

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W. C. FieldsDeath Disgrace Duty Hope Life

American / W. C. Fields

August 22, 2017 / quotes /

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

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W. C. FieldsDeath

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August 1, 2017 / quotes /

Never give a sucker an even break.

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American / W. C. Fields

June 20, 2017 / quotes /

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

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W. C. FieldsFood Nothing Prohibition Water

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June 18, 2017 / quotes /

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.

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W. C. FieldsMan

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June 16, 2017 / quotes /

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

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American / W. C. Fields

April 8, 2017 / quotes /

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

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W. C. FieldsCure Sleep

American / W. C. Fields

April 3, 2017 / quotes /

It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.

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